Xtreme GAMES!!

I was slamming a MONSTER ENERGY last night while just opening a fresh case of MOBIL1 motor oil (shortly after a fully successful "double-pits-to-chesty"), when I thought to myself... "holy shit I think the x-games are on TV!"
And indeed they were...

"Skateboard BIG AIR??" I said to myself... I had been out of the xtreme-loop for a while, and didn't know what exactly it entailed...
All I can say is that in the last few years that I haven't been watching the x-games, the mass-media portrait of skateboarding has gotten pretty bizarre. Not a single skateboard company was a sponsor of the event... none of the stuntmen (yeah I said it!) were wearing skateboard company t-shirts. It's turned into some huge circus clusterfuck of backflips and AXE body spray.
It makes me wonder... if kids watching the x games think they want to learn how to skateboard, do they know where to find a mega ramp to learn on?
But in the end, I guess it's a wash... those kids are probably turds anyways.

Some good shit to bring us back to skateboarding reality:

And if you're trying to waste some time...

Last but definitely not least... go buy some shit!!